Patients say the funniest things

Patient one: I was wondering if I can have some sleeping pills for my inzombia. 

Me: pardon? Your what?

Pt 1: inzombia 

Me: bahahhahaha - oh. 

Patient two, after sending her to do a swab in the washroom, calls me from the washroom: how do I put the swab into the tube?

Me: take the lid off?

Pt 2: how do I? Oh. Ok. Got it.