Oh no, I'm very happy to get my STI testing done so I don't feel like such a dirt bag.
Me: See you later alligator!
7 year old boy: (moves his arms like a big crocodile mouth snapping shut) RAWR!!!!
Things aren't right down there. I think I need the finger. You know - to make sure I don't have prostate cancer.
With the Nuva ring an everything else, I'm starting to feel like my vagina is a storage locker.
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